thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

superzelda:

i feel like all these 13-15 year olds that are growing up with tumblr are having their weeaboo or scene phase except its things like flower pronouns and “im triggered by skin” and this bullshit exaggerated social justice so much so that it isnt even social justice

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

son-of-a-motherless-goat:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

fuck
fmeck

(Source: briancolfermoved)

actionables:

slothgrrunge:

apclogetic:

lindsaylohoean:

if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*

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A CHAMPAGNE FURBY

for that, he would require no body hair

you’re gonna have to shave the furby, dude

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fixed it

yet another unrealistic expectation for Furbys

other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.