me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

~Watching Criminal Minds~

Me: Oh nooo. The blood stains aren’t gonna be able to cone off! She’s wearing white!
My sister: Bitch!… Clorox.

candidcatharsis:

it’s a bird

it’s a plane

it’s

the entire fucking population of heaven

stopdeandasgay:

I FEEL LIKE ALL OF THE WRITERS ARE SECRETLY ON TUMBLR

AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE ” Fallen!Cas, you say?”

GROSS SOBBING